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29 June 2010 @ 08:54 pm
Title: Spice
Fandom: House MD
Pairing/Rating: House/Stacy
Length: 1600 words
Spoilers: Pre-series.
Author's Notes: Written for joe_pike_junior's prompt. Many thanks to and for the betas! Contains waxplay.

Summary: Stacy brings something more to the bedroom.

( Spice )
 
 
29 June 2010 @ 12:41 am

Title: #2 – Her office
Summary: “You know I would really hate you if I didn’t love you.”
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1.500
Pairing: House/Cuddy
A/N: A small contribution to Smut Tuesday. Many, many thanks to sadpie for being all awesome and volunteering for the job of beta on this.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

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Title: Ask Nicely
Author: olaf47
Fandom: RPF, Battlestar Galactica
Pairing: Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's easy, really, now, for both of them to get the other off, but it doesn't make it any less fun. Makes it more fun, Katee realizes. Can be seen as a sequel of sorts to Giggles and Uncooked Pasta but it's not necessary to read that first.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction involving real people. All events are fictional.
A/N: About five minutes late (Pacific time) for smut_tuesdays. Written on a train on the way from Dublin to London, after I thought my smut muse was dead.

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03 June 2009 @ 05:10 pm
Title: The Pursuit of Happiness
Rating: G (yes, this is G-rated smut. Maybe one of you geniuses can think of a way to write smuttier smut for this ship.)
Ship: The Constitution/The Declaration of Independence
Summary: CRACK.
Notes: So there's this room in the library where I work and the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence hang on opposite walls from each other and IDK I walked by them today and this started happening in my head. Porn -- it takes over EVERYTHING. For coffeesuperhero obv., since she is The Constitution's first and foremost Fangirl!

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a girl with no ground
Author: leiascully
Summary: River wants.
Timeline: post-BDM
Pairing: River/Jayne
Rating: R
Wordcount: ~1800
Concrit: Welcome
A/N: By special request, after all this time. Happy smut_tuesdays!
Disclaimer: Firefly and all related characters belong to Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy Productions.

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( a girl with no ground (R) )
 
 
 
26 May 2009 @ 08:01 pm
Title: blowjob mouth
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Rating: R/NC-17
Spoilers: None
Summary: Everyone knows Starbuck has a blowjob mouth.
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine. The words are.
A/N: My first completed BSG fic. Written for smut_tuesdays. Cross-posted to bsg_kink.


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12 May 2009 @ 01:18 am
Title: The Painting That Never Happened
Part: 1 of 1.
Author: ninamazing, or Nina
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Word Count: 1127.
Rating: R.
Spoilers: Through 1x20 "Sanctuary."
Characters: Richard/Kahlan.
Excerpt: It makes sense that it would happen with grass under their bodies and a cloudless sky above; Richard is a child of nature, and Kahlan revels in the sunlight that washes them clean of their burdens.
Author's Note: Look, THEY BASICALLY WROTE THIS FOR ME, OKAY. I think we can all agree on that. Happy smut_tuesdays, Seekerites (especially those of the GFK persuasion)!

( It is only a dream, a half-conceived world that fits into a fluttering piece of canvas — yet she grasps for it like a drowning woman, like a ten-year-old girl in love instead of a Mother Confessor who is, by all accounts, supposed to know better. )
 
 
Title: The Travelled Road
Part: 1 of 1.
Author: ninamazing, or Nina
Fandom: Battlestar Galactica
Word Count: 1288.
Rating: Pretty solidly R.
Spoilers: Through 4x05 "The Road Less Traveled." Oh yes. This is what I believe the kids call "sweaty Demetrius smut." (And I will spell it with two "L"s if I godsdamned want to.)
Characters: Helo/Athena.
Excerpt: He sank into the feel of her small hands, clever and familiar, as one of the heating pipes rattled above them.
Author's Note: This took for-frakking-ever. And it was always meant for smut_tuesdays. I hope you like it. :D

( 'In close quarters like this, everybody tends to feel a little insane,' said Helo, and yanked shut the thick steel hatch. )
 
 
Title: Never have I ever had sex in a bed
Author: olaf47
Fandom/pairing: The West Wing, Josh/Donna
Rating: R
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine. The words are.
A/N: Happy smut_tuesdays! Title taken from a friend who, until recently, used this to make everyone drink while playing "I never."

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07 April 2009 @ 11:25 pm
Title: Real Girl
Authorastropixie 
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters: John/Cameron
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: It's probably the worst robot porn you've ever read, but I tried. It could be the last week of my favourite show, I had to try. Spoiler-wise, it's just the scene linked below, which isn't terribly important.
Word Count: 1300
Disclaimer: SCC is not mine, of course.

The Bedroom Scene - required viewing for the fic to make sense.

Here's how I think it should have gone, at my fic comm.